GIRL WHUT: Zosia Mamet at Milly for DesigNation Collection Launch

Posted on April 23, 2015

GIRL, WHUT?

Zosia-Mamet-Milly-DesignNation-Collection-Launch-Red-Carept-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)“Girls” actress Zosia Mamet attends the Kohl’s MILLY for DesigNation cocktail party at Isola, Mondrian Soho Hotel in New York City.

Zosia-Mamet-Milly-DesignNation-Collection-Launch-Red-Carept-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)MILLY for DesigNation Striped Fit & Flare Dress

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That is lawn furniture covering, those are men’s shoes and socks, and that is “spend the day swimming at the Y” hair. WHAT IS THIS WHY ARE YOU EVEN

We don’t know. You might talk us into the shoes and socks, but it really has to be with the right look. But we doubt you could convince us that dress is a keeper. It just looks dowdy as hell to our eyes. Then again, she has a knack for dowdying up anything she puts on. The Santa Claus belt clearly ruins the feel of the dress. And there’s no excuse for hair like that when you know your picture’s going to be taken. She looks like she’s in the middle of a mayonnaise treatment or something.

This isn’t, like, the most insane look we’ve seen or anything, but we will never understand heading to a red carpet event and a wall of photographers looking like this. Just turn to someone – anyone; your limo driver, a passerby – and say, “Does this look okay for pictures?” People will be honest with you, Zosia. You’ll see.  Even if they lie to keep their jobs, they won’t be able to keep it off their faces. Trust.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Kohl’s]

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