And now, ladies and genderqueers, the red carpet LOSERS OF THE WEEK.
Not that they did anything terrible. It’s just that they failed to generate enough interest in us to form more than a few words in response. And in a way, that’s the worst failure of all, isn’t it darlings?
Hit it, losers.
Henry Cavill attends the 2015 Laureus World Sports Awards at Shanghai Grand Theatre in Shanghai, China.
That tux is so ill-fitted that it’s making him look chunky instead of Superman-esque.
Helen Mirren attends the opening night of “Finding Neverland” at Lunt-Fontanne Theatre in New York City.
We love ya, hon, but the coat doesn’t really go with the dress and shoes.
Rebel Wilson in Adrianna Papell
Rebel Wilson attends The 2015 MTV Movie Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in Adrianna Papell.
While we love any gal brave enough to sport a cape on the RC, we can’t get behind the matching Barbie shoes.
Kelly Osbourne in Alexander McQueen
Kelly Osbourne attends The 2015 MTV Movie Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in Alexander McQueen.
Pretty fierce, we have to say.
Amy Schumer in Balmain
Amy Schumer attends The 2015 MTV Movie Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California.
The neckline and skirt length – especially in combination – aren’t very flattering for her.
Michelle Rodriguez attends the Opening Night premiere of “Live From New York!” during the 2015 Tribeca Film Festival at the Beacon Theatre in New York City.
Hey, she’s comfortable. And being true to herself.
Elizabeth Henstridge attends the premiere of Marvel’s “Avengers: Age Of Ultron” at Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California.
Busy Philipps attends the premiere of “Adult Beginners” held at The Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood, California.
Jenny Slate attends the premiere of “Adult Beginners” at ArcLight Hollywood in Hollywood, California.
Cute skirt, but nothing else is happening here.
Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior
Marion Cotillard attends the PIAF Exhibition to Celebrate Edith Piaf’s Birth Centenary at Bibliotheque Nationale de France in Paris, France in Christian Dior.
It’s weird and very French somehow. We declare it chic. But weird.
Gillian Anderson attends The Olivier Awards at The Royal Opera House in London, England.
Come on, honey. You can do better than this.
Anna Camp in Peter Pilotto
Anna Camp attends The 2015 MTV Movie Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in Peter Pilotto.
Very cute, but she lost us with the shoes.
Charli XCX in Jeremy Scott
Charli XCX attends The 2015 MTV Movie Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in Jeremy Scott.
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