Friday Leftovers

Posted on April 03, 2015

Put your judgin’ pants on, kittens. We’ve got work to do.

 

Rihanna in Christian Dior
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Rihanna at the Tidal launch event at Skylight in New York City in Christian Dior.

Not even you can make Marge Simpson hair work, girl. And your outfit looks like it was made out of hospital scrubs.

Wait. Why has there never been a Project Runway scrubs challenge?

 

Dakota Fanning in Wes Gordon
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Dakota Fanning at the “Effie Gray” premiere at The Paris Theatre in New York City in Wes Gordon.

 

They’re all gonna laugh at you, Carrie.

 

Peter Capaldi
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Peter Capaldi at the 2015 Jameson Empire Awards 2015 at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London, England.

Nothing wrong with that.

 

 

Lotte Verbeek in Elizabeth and James
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Lotte Verbeek at the “Outlander” mid-season premiere at Ziegfeld Theater in New York City in Elizabeth and James.

 LUV HUH. She’s a little on the pale side for white and silver, but it’s working for her.

 

 

Jennifer Hudson in Hervé Léger by Max Azria
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Jennifer Hudson at the 2015 iHeartRadio Music Awards at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California in Hervé Léger by Max Azria.

 We thought it was cute until we got to the fringe.

 

 

Helen Lasichanh and Pharrell Williams in Chanel
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)Helen Lasichanh and Pharrell Williams at the Chanel Paris-Salzburg 2014/15 Metiers d’Art Collection at the Park Avenue Armory in New York City.

 

Little toy fashion soldiers.

 

Freddie Highmore
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Freddie Highmore at the 2015 Jameson Empire Awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel in London, England.

 First-year associate.

 

 

Gina Rodriguez
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)Gina Rodriguez at Variety’s Actors on Actors event in Los Angeles, California.

 Cute, but we had a dozen tablecloths in the ’90s that looked just like this.

 

 

Beyonce in LaQuan Smith
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (9)Beyonce at the Tidal launch event at Skylight in New York City in LaQuan Smith.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GURL.

GO HOME.

 

 

Lily Collins in Chanel
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (10)Lily Collins at the Chanel Paris-Salzburg 2014/15 Metiers d’Art Collection at the Park Avenue Armory in New York City.

 We realize it was probably designed to be so, but that top doesn’t really go with that skirt, proportionally speaking. And the shoes, while fab, are pulling focus. When fashion designers style their front row (as Uncle Karl does), they tend to overstyle them, as if they were walking a runway.

 

 

James Norton
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (11)James Norton at the 2015 Jameson Empire Awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel in London, England.

 

Drunk first-year associate.

 

 

Mary J. Blige in Dsquared2
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (12)Mary J. Blige at the Dsquared2 celebration of New York Flagship Opening in New York City in Dsquared2.

Force-feeding you fierceness.

 

 

Ralph Fiennes
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (13)Ralph Fiennes at the 2015 Jameson Empire Awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel in London, England.

 Flamboyant stevedore.

 

 

Uzo Aduba
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (14)Uzo Aduba at Variety’s Actors on Actors event in Los Angeles, California.

Not loving the visual effect provided by the cut and the intersecting lines, it’s making her look broader than she is. And those shoes absolutely don’t go at all.

 

 

Graham McTavish
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-4-3-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (15)Graham McTavish at the “Outlander” mid-season premiere at Ziegfeld Theater in New York City.

You can GET IT, Graham McTavish, but that doesn’t mean this mess is acceptable to us. People act like a kilt is an instant hotness, but we’re here to tell you, it’s not. Those things on your feet wound us, Graham. And we don’t need to see your nipples. Not at the moment, anyway.

 

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