Claire Danes in Narciso Rodriguez at the Performance Space 122 2015 Spring Gala

Posted on April 21, 2015

It just occurred to us, looking at these pictures, that we’ve stumbled upon Claire’s style issue. We’re not sure if we ever thought she had one before now, but we will say that over the last couple of years, what used to be a fairly consistent sort of chic morphed into a series of problematic looks. She lost her style mojo.

Granted, we’re not saying it’s been all disasters from her, but she’s definitely been racking up more misses than hits in the last few years, from where we’re sitting. And with this look, it struck us where her problems always seem to reside: the bust.

Claire-Danes-Performance-Space-122-2015-Gala-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Narciso-Rodriguez-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Claire Danes attends the Performance Space 122 2015 Spring Gala Honoring Claire Danes at Capitale in New York City in Narciso Rodriguez.

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Claire-Danes-Performance-Space-122-2015-Gala-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Narciso-Rodriguez-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Narciso Rodriguez Spring 2015 Collection

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Not that there’s anything wrong with her bust; just that she lately seems to favor bodices and necklines that don’t remotely flatter it. To be blunt, it’s been a string of pancake-boob looks for the last couple of years. This isn’t the worst of the bunch, but that strip of skin-colored fabric makes no sense at all to us. It’s not remotely flattering or even pretty to our eyes.

But you’re probably sitting there thinking, “T Lo, shut up about her boobs! Have you seen the rest of this crapfest?” And you’d be right to think that, because while her boobal area is definitely a consistent problem in her style choices, it’s only part of the problem here. The main issue is that she’s wearing her high-waisted businesslady pants over a bathing suit.

And the irony is, her hair and face always look impeccable. Does she only look at herself in makeup mirrors? Because girl, you need to invest in a full-length one.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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