And now, cute superhero boys, who only require a few words of assessment at most, because almost all of them look great and besides, none of you are going to bother reading the words. Hell, you’re not even reading this. We could confess to murder or give out our credit card numbers right now and no one would notice. Fine. Be that way. Toss aside the hard, back-breaking work of composing an opening paragraph, you ungrateful minxes.
Hit it, boys.
Charlie Chaplin feet.
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