They’re still as ridiculously, tooth-rottingly sweet and adorable as they’ve ever been, but they look like they’re getting a little tired of the poledance. It’s too early for that, kids! We, the entitled public, DEMAND as many gowns and toothy smiles as we can wring out of you.
What is it with Prada? Some of the most eye-popping and innovative collections in mainstream fashion season after season, but you hire her to make a dress for you and she churns out these nightgowns. The skirt is pretty but the bodice has no structure to it at all, and either Lily’s the kind of gal who needs structure or we just prefer to see her in more Cinderella-esque looks. Either way, this isn’t quite working for us. Also: the color’s drab and the trim looks cheap. Sorry, Lil. P.S.: Your hair’s doing weird things.
He’s a disappointment by now, we have to say. He’s done almost nothing to change up his looks. It’s been black suits and tuxes straight down the line. We realize when you’re standing next to a lady in a gown, you might feel the need to keep things formal and simple, but we sure would’ve liked a wide-lapeled Tom Ford suit or a tweedy plaid Burberry three-piece somewhere along the line. All-black menswear looks will never not say “mafia wedding” to us. And those pants could use a bit of a hemming.
Come on, kids. We’re counting on you two to bring the glamour. There’s far too little of it on the horizon post-Awards Season, when all the stars are in their hidey-holes, eating carbs and avoiding photographers.
[Photo Credit: Carlos Tischler/PRPhotos.com, stylebop.com]
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