Friday Leftovers

Posted on March 20, 2015

Alright, you little bunch of also-rans, line up for the kind of half-assed judgments your boring or awful outfits inspired. It’s Friday and there are bottles and bottles of wine waiting for us.

Alison Brie
Alison-Brie-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOAlison Brie attends Yahoo’s “Community” Greendale School Dance at SXSW 2015 in Austin, Texas.

 

Cute, but overembellished. We could’ve done without the weird alien spider web skirt detailing.

 

Aubrey Plaza
Aubrey-Plaza-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOAubrey Plaza attends the “Fresno” premiere during the 2015 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas.

Doesn’t get much simpler than this but for SXSW, it’s perfect. Fresh and photogenic without being fussy.

 

 

Cheyenne Jackson
Cheyenne-Jackson-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOCheyenne Jackson attends the Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

 

Hem them pants, Mister.

 

 

Gillian Jacobs
Gillian-Jacobs-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOGillian Jacobs attends Yahoo’s “Community” Greendale School Dance at SXSW 2015 in Austin, Texas.

 

Honey, you had us until we got to the shoes.

 

 

Gina Rodriguez
Gina-Rodriguez-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOGina Rodriguez attends The Paley Center For Media’s 32nd Annual PALEYFEST LA “Jane The Virgin” screening in Hollywood, California.

 

Not loving the little peplum-like thingy on the top, but the skirt and shoes are cute.

 

 

Grace Gealey
Grace-Gealey-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOGrace Gealey at Fox’s “Empire” ATAS Academy Event at The Theatre in Los Angeles, California.

 

Boo-Boo Kitty, could you possibly be any blander here?

 

Gwendoline Christie
Gwendoline-Christie-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-1Gwendoline Christie attends the “Game of Thrones” Season 5 World Premiere in London.

 

Awful. She’s a tall and broad-shouldered woman, but there’s no need to be dressing her in draperies. Then again, this is downright chic compared to … well, let’s just say you need to brace yourself before you scroll down.

 

 

Gwendoline Christie
Gwendoline-Christie-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-2Gwendoline Christie attends “Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty” Exhibition Private View in London.

 

Sweet Jesus on a Breadstick. Unless you’re about to launch into a gospel solo, there is no excuse for this outfit.

 

Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOJesse Tyler Ferguson attends The Paley Center For Media’s 32nd Annual PALEYFEST LA – ‘Modern Family’ event Hollywood, California.

 

Adorbs.

 

Julie Bowen
Julie-Bowen-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOJulie Bowen attends The Paley Center For Media’s 32nd Annual PALEYFEST LA – ‘Modern Family’ event in Hollywood, California.

 

Gumby.

 

Kaley Cuoco in Camilla & Marc
Kaley-Cuoco-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-1

Kaley-Cuoco-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-2Kaley Cuoco attends the 23rd Annual “A Night At Sardi’s” To Benefit The Alzheimer’s Association in Beverly Hills, California in Camilla & Marc.

 

Basic as shit.

 

Kristin Scott Thomas
Kristin-Scott-Thomas-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOKristin Scott Thomas attends the UK Gala screening of “Suite Francais” in London, England.

 

We’re about ready to see these Betty Draper/Michelle Obama-style silhouettes go away. They’ve had a good run, but they’ve become way too standard. She looks okay, though.

 

Martha Stewart
MarthaStewart-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOMartha Stewart attends The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber at Sony Pictures Studios in Los Angeles, California.

 

Cute.

 

Max Greenfield
Max-Greenfield-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOMax Greenfield attends the premiere of “Hello, My Name Is Doris” during the 2015 SXSW Music, FIlm + Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas.

 

Super-cute.

 

Natasha Lyonne
Natasha-Lyonne-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLONatasha Lyonne attends the premiere of “Hello, My Name Is Doris” during the 2015 SXSW Music, FIlm + Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas.

 

Totally craft store. That’s some cheap-looking fabric.

 

 

Nina Dobrev in Elie Saab
Nina-Dobrev-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLONina Dobrev attends the premiere of “The Final Girls” during the 2015 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas in Elie Saab.

 The ombre effect, combines with the boobage, gives this a very Adult Video Awards feel.

 

 

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Nikolaj-Coster-Waldau-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLONikolaj Coster-Waldau attends the “Game of Thrones” Season 5 World Premiere in London.

 

Looks good, but he clearly can’t take a deep breath.

 

Rita Ora in Veni Vici Couture
Rita-Ora-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLORita Ora atends a photocall to mark the 100th anniversary of the iconic Coca-Cola Bottle in London, England in Veni Vici Couture.

 

Mega-Basic.

 

Rose Byrne in Prabal Gurung
Rose-Byrne-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLORose Byrne attends the “Adult Beginners” premiere during the 2015 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas in Prabal Gurung.

 

Princess Toadstool’s edgy older sister.

 

Sophie Turner in Marios Schwab
Sophie-Turner-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOSophie Turner attends the “Game of Thrones” Season 5 World Premiere in London in Marios Schwab.

Sophie-Turner-Friday-Leftovers-3-20-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO 2
It looks like someone got bored halfway through making this dress and just walked away from it.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos, Getty Images, Joe Sutter/PacificCoastNews]

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