Friday Leftovers

Posted on March 13, 2015

Darlings, do you know the one thing worse than a shitty Monday morning? A shitty Friday afternoon, amirite? At least on Monday morning, you’re rested and geared up for whatever hits you. Late Friday, and you’ve got just enough in your tank to get you over the finish line.

This is our way of saying we’re cranky and these bitches are really in for it now.

Line ’em up.

 

Anne Hathaway
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (1)Anne Hathaway attends The Public Theater’s opening night celebration of “Josephine and I” at The Public Theater in New York City.

 

Total theater nerd.

 

 

Jessica Chastain in Saint Laurent
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (2)Jessica Chastain attends the Sain Laurent show during Paris Fashion Week.

 

Wonder Woman’s slightly trashy older sister.

 

 

Lady Gaga
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (3)Lady Gaga spotted in Paris during Paris Fashion Week

 

Currently solving crimes.

 

 

Liam Neeson and Ed Harris
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (4)Liam Neeson and Ed Harris attend the premiere of “Run All Night” in New York City.

 

A side-by-side, living definition of the word “mandatory.”

 

 

Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (5)Jennifer Connelly attends the Louis Vuitton show during Paris Fashion Week.

 

Girl, that’s not your dress. You belong in sleek suits and such. Leave the velvet party dresses to Kiernan Shipka.

 

 

Katy Perry in Givenchy
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (6)Katy Perry attends the Givenchy show during Paris Fashion Week.

 

J’ADORE.

 

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (7)Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka attend the Broadway Opening night of “The Audience” at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre in New York City.

 

You boys need to lay off… whatever it is that’s making you both look so ragged.

 

 

Kelly Rowland in Kenzo
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (8)Kelly Rowland attends the Kenzo show during Paris Fashion Week.

 

It’s kinda dumb, but we love it.

 

 

Nikki Reed
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (9)Nikki Reed launches 6th Lindt GOLD BUNNY Celebrity Auction in New York City.

 

Basic as fuck.

And before you mount an outraged defense, her bubblegum pink satin bridesmaid shoes are matched exactly to her lipstick. Game, set and match.

 

 

Garcelle Beauvais
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (10)Garcelle Beauvais attends the premiere of “Run All Night” at AMC Lincoln Square Theater in New York City.

 

That’s how you wear jeans to a red carpet and still look red carpet ready. Although truth be told, the white shirt takes it down quite a bit. The same shirt in black would have been fine.

 

 

Julianna Margulies in Michael Kors
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (11)Julianna Margulies at The Good Wife presentation during PaleyFEST LA 2015 at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, California in Michael Kors.

 

Gets the job done.

 

 

Zoe Saldana in Altuzarra
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (12)Zoe Saldana attends The Moet & Chandon Honored Global Ambassador Roger Federer’s History Making 1000th Career Win in Los Angeles, California in Altuzarra.

 

Pretty sharp.

 

Theo James
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (13)Theo James attends the World Premiere of “Insurgent” at Odeon Leicester Square in London.

 

The first year associate everyone in the office is pledging to fuck before the Christmas party.

 

 

Noomi Rapace in Givenchy
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (14)Noomi Rapace attends the Givenchy show during Paris Fashion Week.

 

For once, her particular brand of crazy is actually working.

 

 

Meryl Streep
Red-Carept-Fashion-Friday-Leftovers-3132015-Tom-Lorenzo-SiteTLO (15)Meryl Streep attends screening of “India’s Daughter” at Baruch College in New York City.

 

This coat would have worked so much better over a less focus-pulling top. The string bow neckline is so wrong for this look that it makes us a little sad. With no more effort than she’s already put out, she could’ve made this coat sing an aria. Personally, we’d have recommended some sort of simple red cami or blouse to set it off without being distracting. Mary Louise, call us next time.

 

 

 

 

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