Darlings, do you know the one thing worse than a shitty Monday morning? A shitty Friday afternoon, amirite? At least on Monday morning, you’re rested and geared up for whatever hits you. Late Friday, and you’ve got just enough in your tank to get you over the finish line.
This is our way of saying we’re cranky and these bitches are really in for it now.
Line ’em up.
Total theater nerd.
Wonder Woman’s slightly trashy older sister.
Currently solving crimes.
A side-by-side, living definition of the word “mandatory.”
Girl, that’s not your dress. You belong in sleek suits and such. Leave the velvet party dresses to Kiernan Shipka.
You boys need to lay off… whatever it is that’s making you both look so ragged.
It’s kinda dumb, but we love it.
Basic as fuck.
And before you mount an outraged defense, her bubblegum pink satin bridesmaid shoes are matched exactly to her lipstick. Game, set and match.
That’s how you wear jeans to a red carpet and still look red carpet ready. Although truth be told, the white shirt takes it down quite a bit. The same shirt in black would have been fine.
Gets the job done.
The first year associate everyone in the office is pledging to fuck before the Christmas party.
For once, her particular brand of crazy is actually working.
This coat would have worked so much better over a less focus-pulling top. The string bow neckline is so wrong for this look that it makes us a little sad. With no more effort than she’s already put out, she could’ve made this coat sing an aria. Personally, we’d have recommended some sort of simple red cami or blouse to set it off without being distracting. Mary Louise, call us next time.
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