This is not how we would look if we went to Fatburger on anything approaching a regular basis. But we were not appointed by God to be movie stars, so the pressure’s off us, we suppose.
This is also not how we would look wearing any one (let alone all at the same time) of these items. Even the sneakers would instantly go clownish on us. The hat would magically erase about 20 to 40 IQ points right off our faces – and we harbor no illusions that we’ve got points to spare.
We hate you, Chris Evans. You and your manly, two-toned beard.
Happy Friday, kittens.
[Photo Credit: Dmac/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]
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