Chloë Moretz at the Louis Vuitton Fashion Show

Posted on March 11, 2015

Why are we working so hard to like these awkward Paris Fashion Week starlet outfits? We spent 40 minutes staring at this, trying to find a way to love high-waisted pajama pants. Well, no more. Just because we’d sell our kidneys for a chance to saunter from Paris fashion show to Paris fashion show wearing tens of thousands of dollars of borrowed couture doesn’t mean our standards have evaporated.

Chloe, unfortunately that’s your cue.


Chloe-Moretz-Louis-Vuitton-Fall-2015-Show-Paris-Fashion-Week-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Chloë Moretz attends the Louis Vuitton show during Paris Fashion Week.

Chloe-Moretz-Louis-Vuitton-Fall-2015-Show-Paris-Fashion-Week-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Louis Vuitton Pre-Fall 2015 Collection

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Unfortunately, as is the case so often with her, the proportions look way off. She’s got a short torso and she insists on wearing high-waisted outfits all the time. It never looks quite right. And we think the top has nothing to do with the bottom, even though the model’s wearing the same pieces. Plus, the short jacket only serves to highlight the weird proportions. And the giant crotch zipper is ridiculous.


[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Louis Vuitton]

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