Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on February 25, 2015

Let’s wrap this shit show up, celebs! The world is getting sick and tired of looking at you!

 

Felicity Jones in Saint Laurent
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You can’t not hear “Moon River.”

 

 

Solange Knowles in Naeem Khan
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 Um… there’s no way she didn’t know what her sister was wearing to the same party. Kinda hard not to see it as a competitive move.

Psst. Sol. You won.

 

 

Channing Tatum(in Dolce&Gabbana) and Jenna Dewan-Tatum (in Zuhair Murad)
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 She looks hot as hell, but what is going on with his Bumpit hair?

 

 

Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad Couture
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Of course.

No one can prove this isn’t a wax figure.

 

 

Chloe Moretz in Alexander McQueen
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LOVE this. It’s chic and party-ready.

 

 

Jennifer Hudson in Romona Keveza
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 Gets the job done. We have no complaints.

 

 

Laura Dern in Badgley Mischka
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It’s a pretty color, but the shape makes her bust look sunken.

 

 

Natalie Portman in Christian Dior
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 Very pretty.

 

 

Jessica Chastain in H&M Conscious Collection
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 Oof. Honey, we hope they paid you a major chunk of change to wear that.

 

 

Olivia Munn in Zac Posen
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 It’s a nice shape and color, but the velvet looks overworked in the bodice.

 

 

Courtney Love
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 Surprisingly low-key dress. It looks good on her.

 

 

Margot Robbie in Christian Dior
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 Honey, no. You slayed on the Oscars red carpet, but this is a huge step backwards.

 

 

Idina Menzel in Theia
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 All things considered, that’s not a bad deployment of leather on Oscar night.

 

 

Joshua Jackson (in Dolce&Gabbana) and Diane Kruger (in Donna Karan Atelier)
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 Us, right now:

“Oh, they’re so cute it’s a little annoy– OHMIGOD SHE’S WEARING CIGARETTE PANTS LIKE AUNTIE MAME FABULOUS DYING I’M DYING HERE.”

 

 

Hailee Steinfeld in Andrew Gn
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LOVE.

You may say the skirt looks linoleum and you wouldn’t be wrong, but this is unique and eye-catching as hell. No one else wore a dress that could be confused for this one.

 

 

Keira Knightley in Valentino Couture
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It’s so strange to see her in dark, heavy velvet. She doesn’t look bad in it, but it takes getting used to.

 

 

Juliette Lewis in Stella Nolasco
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 A dress made out of curtains bought at Anthropologie. We’re guessing.

 

 

Zoe Saldana in Prabal Gurung
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 Simple and bold. Works for us.

 

 

Selena Gomez in Louis Vuitton
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 The dress is gorgeous but her wig-like hair and excessive contouring are making her look decidedly doll-like. More so than usual, at least.

 

 

Joe Manganiello (in Ermenegildo Zegna) and Sofia Vergara (in Zuhair Murad)
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 Gorgeous dress. Getting laid by Joe Manganiello apparently improves your style. Who knew?

 

 

Joan Collins
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Bow the fuck down.

 

 

Lady Gaga in Azzedine Alaïa
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Simple and highly dramatic. You’ve gotta give it the girl. She had a game-changer of a night.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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