Michael Keaton in Ralph Lauren at the Oscars

Posted on February 23, 2015

Michael, we have done nothing but praise your silver foxiness, clearly fit bod, and bangin’ way with a tuxedo all awards season long. You have been nothing less than an inspiration. If we hit our early sixties looking half as good as you do, we’ll be thrilled (and probably a little obnoxious about it). But right in the homestretch of this poledance, we fear you either got some bad advice or you succumbed to a little bit of vanity.

It’s the eyebrows, Michael.

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You started dyeing them. We realize your brows have always been something of your trademark, but you look like Joe Pesci in JFK now.  You went from sexy silver fox to creepy serial killer INSTANTLY. Scrub that shit off your face immediately, Mister.

Also, we’re totally sorry you didn’t win and your tux looks great (as per usual).

 

 

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