Louis Vuitton ‘Series 2’ The Exhibition Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on February 06, 2015

Darlings, it was one of those unbearably pretentious fashion thingies that we would have given our left pinkies to wrangle an invite for! Since we didn’t – and you probably didn’t either – let’s put the “bitter” back in “Bitter Kitten” and criticize everyone who attended! Yes?



Rosamund Pike

 That dress looks like a mat you put under your desk chair. That face is scary.



Dianna Agron

Knowing what we know (or have observed after years of scrutinizing) about her style, there is NO WAY IN HELL she would have chosen this outfit for herself. She’s all about demure tea party dresses, not crazy gypsy costumes.



Brie Larson

 No need to be so aggressive about the label, dear. Everyone’s wearing LV tonight. Also: your shoes are serving up “Fred Flintstone in drag.”

Gorgeous coat, though.


Karen Gillan

 That hair ain’t so hot, but the rest of it’s fine. It’s a leather dress. They only get so interesting. The buttons are cute.



Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Smart enough not to be talked into some getup she hates.



Catherine Deneuve

No time for your merde.



Jennifer Connelly

 This looks like the padding you put under your carpet. Floor coverings seem to be the theme of the night. We look forward to seeing someone dumb enough to wear linoleum.



Emilia Clarke

 Found her.



Michelle Williams

Creepy religious cult child bride/serial killer. Not a good look, dear.




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