Darlings! New York Fashion Week has caused us to be behind on EVERYTHING happening in the world! Important things, like magazine covers and film premieres continue to exist without the grace of our opinions! Can you imagine? We’re trying to play catchup and just spew opinions left and right as much as we can before the Oscars come this weekend and set another bomb off in our life.
So while we gather up a massive pile of dry cleaning to be done, empty the litter boxes, attempt to unfreeze our frozen pipes, and promise our feline editorial assistants that we’ll never put them through this again (a lie, but cats have such short memories we get away with it twice a year), why don’t you all take a gander at this gorgeous and charming couple of actors, both of whom are wearing entirely too much makeup:
Seriously, kids. You should’ve slapped the brushes out of that makeup queen’s hands. Your faces look like bad Photoshop. And Richard? If anyone tries to put eyeliner on you again, throw a drink in their face.
Also, what’s with all the handsy and the kissing? We’re all for actors showing off their chemistry with each other, but don’t you two have signific-others at the moment?
Style-wise, they look great; she more so than he. His choices so far have been a little on the “financial manager” side of suiting. We appreciate the vest here, but it looks a little tight on him and gives the illusion of a belly we’re pretty sure he doesn’t have. And the askew tie is causing eyelid twitches. She looks great. The Frozen braid is perhaps a bit too on-point, but the dress and the shoes look wonderful together – and on her.
We’re going to go out on a limb (and also piss off our Italian readers) and say that “Cenerentola” is not as pretty as “Cinderella.” It sounds like an antacid.
[Photo Credit: SGP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, IMAXTree]