For an Oscar nominee party, the attendance was kind of anemic. Maybe everyone’s resting up. Oh, well. Let’s judge them anyway, darlings.
We’re not in love with the big, Connie Britton hair she’s been sporting lately. She could do with a little sleekness in that area. The … dress? Jumpsuit? Whatever it is, it’s largely inoffensive, but the witch shoes poking out the bottom aren’t helping.
Cute, but off-season dress. HORRIBLE footwear. BURN IT. BURN IT NOW.
Stop acting like you’re over it already, kid. Put on grownup shoes if you’re wearing a suit. And get yourhands out of your pockets. HARRUMPH.
She’s very sparkly, isn’t she? The dress is okay, but we would have preferred a black shoe that was less open.
Male hipster twee. This is the 21stC version of the leisure suit.
An interesting (if not quite pretty) dress ruined by hideous shoes and weird hair.
They come from a land where it’s very hard to find clothes that fit properly. Apparently.
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