Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Pink in Michael Kors at the unite4:humanity Event

Posted on February 20, 2015

Oof. Girl. We credited you with knowing yourself a little better than this. Because a Laura Ingalls funeral dress? Just about anybody could’ve told you that wasn’t in your wheelhouse.

 

Pink-2015-Unite-Humanity-Event-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Michael-Kors-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Pink attends the 2015 unite4:humanity at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles, California in a Michael Kors dress.

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There’s such a massive disconnect between the dress and the head poking out from the top of it. And “poking out” is the best description we could think of, because it doesn’t feel like she’s wearing the dress at all. She looks like she’s sticking her head through one of those photo-op things at fairs and on boardwalks. You know, the ones where they paint figures in outrageous costumes or period dress but leave holes where the heads should be so basic people can do something while they get their picture taken?

Oh, calm down. We’ve all done it. Everyone’s a little basic.

Anyway, no. Girl, that is NOT your dress. And if we were you, we’d immediately question the relationships we have with any person who tried to convince you it was.

Also, your Minnie Mouse pumps feel very 2012.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, INFphoto.com]

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