Robot bride. Some assembly required. Emotion chip sold separately.
Good lord, woman. Did you bury yourself under ten layers of makeup because you’re embarrassed? Look, it’s bad, but it’s not that bad. We’re afraid you’re gonna pull a Goldfinger and suffocate under all that paint. You’re gonna need a butter knife to get all that off.
But yes, your outfit’s worthy of embarrassment. Your instincts were right on that one, dear. Would that they had served you better before you put it on and headed out the door.
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