It’s like a pretentious dick-measuring contest up in here.
Paul Bettany, you don’t bring a limp little scarf to a Johnny Depp photocall, because you’re just going to get outclassed on that front. Johnny stopped wearing scarves years ago. Now he wears twin sheet sets around his neck for that extra-douchey touch.
Also, and we’re trying to say this politely but find that we simply can’t…
BOTH OF YOU ASSHOLES TAKE YOUR FUCKING SUNGLASSES OFF, YOU PRETENTIOUS TWITS.
Johnny’s a lost cause at this point, but Paul, you’re too hot to go around looking like a Nazi scientist. Take those stupid things off.
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