Kris Jenner at the Chanel Couture Show

Posted on January 28, 2015

SMACKED ASS:

Kris-Jenner-Chanel-Spring-2015-Couture-Show-Paris-Fashion-Week-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Kris Jenner attends Chanel fashion show during the Paris Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2015 in Paris, France.

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Kris-Jenner-Chanel-Spring-2015-Couture-Show-Paris-Fashion-Week-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(3B)Chanel Fall 2014 Collection/Chanel Resort 2015 Collection

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These pictures are found in the dictionary next to “smacked ass.” These pictures are the header for smackedass.com. These pictures will become the rallying cry for smacked asses the world over.

She is the Ur-Smacked Ass. The Mother-Goddess of All Smacked Asses.

Coco Chanel is clawing at the inside of her coffin, demanding release and retribution right now.

Anyone who defends this to us will receive the point-and-laugh.

We suspect Uncle Karl put her in this ridiculous getup knowing two things: that it would get a ton of press and that she would be ridiculed mercilessly. She doesn’t actually look all that pleased with herself at the moment – and this is a woman who lives every second of the day supremely pleased with herself for no discernible reason. In fact, she looks more than a little uncomfortable, as one would when wearing mostly imaginary harem pants in January in Paris. In a way, we admire Karl for it. There’s no good in trying to deny the Kardashi-beast. You might as well feed it, let it get you press, and figure out a way to distance yourself from it. It’s like the time Anna Wintour begrudgingly agreed to let Kim attend the Met Gala for the first time, but made her wear a couch.

This may backfire, though. Because we can’t look at the double-C logo now without thinking Cooch Cover instead of Coco Chanel.

 

[Photo Credit: CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, vogue.com]

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