Darlings! It’s our very first red carpet post in this, our NINTH FREAKING YEAR of being blogbitches! Let’s celebrate by kicking off the year with an old favorite who we all enjoy yelling at! Because like we always say, a good firm opinion, strongly expressed, is good for the soul. And the digestive system.
So without further ado, we present Miss Julianne Moore as The Lampshade in a Six-Year-Old Girl’s Bedroom:
“Still Alice” and “Maps to the Stars” actress Julianne Moore attends the 2015 Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in Palm Springs, California in a Delpozo dress paired with Givenchy sandals.
It’s a new year, so let’s be blunt, as if we had problems being so in years past. We don’t get why she doesn’t have the reputation she deserves for being such a terrible dresser. Her instincts are awful, she never seems to know what she should be choosing for her body and coloring, and she gets it right maybe one out of every 25 or so tries. She should be topping Worst Dressed lists left and right (and to be fair, she never made it to ours last year, but she had some stiff competition). With Joan dead, does it fall to us to pick up the mantle and remind everyone that as lovely, likeable and talented as she is, Julianne Moore dresses like a crazy person? Or that she has a knack for picking the very least flattering shoe for her feet that she can possibly find? Or that she’s careening toward the age when the frippery and cutesiness that she seems to like is veering into Baby Jane Hudson territory? So be it. We accept the challenge.
Julianne, this all looks terrible on you and you’re getting too old to be making these same mistakes and choices.
Bam. We’re all about the truth bombs in 2015. Stand back.
[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com]