Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara in Beverly Hills

Posted on January 19, 2015

Well this is disappointing.

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Sure, they look hot and everything, but that’s because they’re, well… them. It’s certainly not because they put any effort in. And let’s face it, if you’re a new celebrity coupling and you haven’t been photographed together all that much and you decide to do a little shopping together in Beverly Hills, it’s time to put some real clothes on. He looks like a day laborer she picked up. And it’s virtually impossible to gauge what the weather must be like based on her outfit. Is that tiny strip of skin at her belly so hot that she needs to air it out but her neck is really cold and that’s why she’s wearing a scarf? Confusing. Also: those jeans needs to be returned to 2002, where they belong.

Disappointed in you two. There’s a whole chapter in our book about public celebrity canoodling:

“A celebrity can’t take chances. Pictures of the two of them “cavorting” (similar to canoodling except there’s more laughing and jumping involved) on a beach or picking out plums together at a farmer’s market could get bumped if someone famous dies or gets arrested that same week. For a celebrity, there’s a constant race against other celebrities’ misfortune.”

You need to read it and start taking notes, because if some tween starlet crashed her car over the weekend, nobody’d care about these pics at all. But if you were both in head-to-toe Dolce and Gabbana, and occasionally stopped on the sidewalk for a little making out, you could get an In Touch cover out of it. We’re just saying.

 

 

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