Golden Globes 2015 GIRL WHUT? : Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang

Posted on January 12, 2015

GIRL.

WHUT?

 

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Everyone on that red carpet is averting their eyes out of second-hand embarrassment.

Let’s cut straight to the chase. This is not only a front-runner for worst red carpet look of 2015, we’re pretty sure we’d have no problem putting this in a Top Ten list of the worst red carpet looks of the past five years or so. THAT’S how bad it is.

But before we continue, some administrative business. The several dozen people who pestered us over the years to cover Rosamund Pike more often because (and this was said more than once about her) “She’s a modern-day Grace Kelly!” are going to have to leave the premises. Please raise your hands so Security can find you and lead you out. Never come back again. Or at least until you get your eyes checked. Everyone else, stop looking at them. We must come together as a community and shame them. It’s the only way they’ll learn.

We find this all rather stunning; not only that Rosamund would say yes to this dress, but that Vera Wang would make a dress like this at all. It’s horrible. Maybe Ros still has baby brain and can’t see this for the disaster this is, but any professional fashion person involved in this decision should probably be fired. What an outrageously unflattering garment, making her look boob-droopy and thick-waisted, which, while we don’t want to claim to speak on behalf of any women, seems like the very last thing most postpartum ladies would want out of their formal gown choices. She has absolutely no shape to her at all in this thing – AND it looks like it’s sliding off her.

The severe hair did NOT help. Fire that queen too, while you’re at it, Ros.

She said on the RC that this was her first Golden Globes, so we assume it’s also her first major American awards show. If that’s true, we have to call this a DISASTROUS debut.

 

 

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