Golden Globes 2015 Red Carpet Rundown, Part 2

Posted on January 12, 2015

HOME STRETCH, PEOPLE! WE’RE LOADED WITH COFFEE AND WE HAVE OPINIONS! LET’S DO THIS THING!

 

Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou
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 STIFF AND WEIRDLY BLOCKED!

 

Julianne Moore in Givenchy Couture
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 BEST THING SHE’S WORN IN AGES!

 

Taryn Manning in Oscar de la Renta
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PRETTY GOWN! HILLBILLY HAIR!

 

 

Melissa McCarthy in Melissa McCarthy
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MIGHT HAVE WORKED WITHOUT THE HIGH WAIST AND SPARKLY PUSSY BOW!

SAY IT! “SPARKLY PUSSY BOW!” YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

 

Laura Carmichael in James Galanos
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 SIMPLE AND CHIC!

 

 

Edie Falco
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BORING AND CHEAP LOOKING!

 

 

Emily Blunt in Michael Kors
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THE HAIR’S A LITTLE SISTER-WIFEY BUT WE APPRECIATED IT FOR BEING DIFFERENT! LOVE THE EARRINGS! NOT SO CRAZY ABOUT THE BODICE!

 

RAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Jane Fonda Versace
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 A MONUMENT TO THE POWER OF EXERCISE AND SHAPEWEAR!

 

Patricia Arquette in Escada
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 FRUMPTASTIC!

 

 

Uzo Aduba in Randi Rahm
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BRINGING HER CHER GAME!

 

 

Amanda Peet in J. Mendel
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 DYSTHYMIA IN DRESS FORM!

 

Greer Grammer in Lorena Sarbu
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 PRINCESS PRETTY!

 

 

Katie Cassidy in Mikael D
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 AVN AWARDS ARE DOWN THE STREET, HONEY!

 

 

Jennifer Aniston in Saint Laurent
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 A DECENT ENOUGH DRESS RUINED BY A CUMMERBUND!

 

 

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Miu Miu
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 SQUEEZED BOOBS AND AN UNFLATTERING COLOR! SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR HER!

 

Lorde in Narciso Rodriguez
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 NO, NOT REALLY!

 

 

Katherine Heigl in Zac Posen
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 MISS KATHERINE HEIGL INVITES YOU TO RECALL HOW HOT SHE IS!

 

 

Anna Kendrick in Monique Lhuillier
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A LOVELY DRESS THAT BELONGS ON A DARKER WOMAN THAN THIS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A SKIN DISEASE!

 

 

Ellie Kemper in Naeem Khan
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 PRETTY, BUT WE CAN’T HELP THINKING IT NEEDED MORE RED ACCENTS!

 

 

Lana Del Rey in Vintage Travilla
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EXPECTING HER TO SING “ODE TO BILLY JOE” ANY SECOND NOW! ALSO? HIDEOUS DRESS!

 

Chrissy Teigen in Zuhair Murad
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OVERWORKED PINK LACE MESS!

 

 

 

Robin Wright in Ralph Lauren Collection
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 KINDA DIG THE SKIRT BUT WE HATE THE TOP!

 

 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Narciso Rodriguez
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 BORING!

 

 

Claire Danes in Valentino
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COULD’VE BEEN PRETTY IF IT WEREN’T FOR THAT HIDEOUSLY SHAPED BODICE!

 

 

Danielle Brooks in Carmen Marc Valvo
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WAY TOO TIGHT!

 

 

Joanne Froggatt in Marchesa
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 LOVELY!

 

Ruth Wilson in Prada
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ADORED THE COLORS AND THE ROUGH EDGES, BUT IT WAS ALMOST RUINED BECAUSE IT’S ALL TOO TIGHT ON HER!

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

We’re out.

And with that, T Lo collapsed, their bodies drained of all opinions. 

 

 

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