We’re about to step into a big puddle of blasphemy.
He’s beginning to look Photoshopped in real life. Or as real as life gets on an awards show red carpet. Longtime readers know how much importance we place on polish in one’s public-appearance style; especially among the boystars, most of whom apparently never met a razor they didn’t fear. And we applaud Matt for his commitment to looking good when the public expects him to. The tux is gorgeous and fits him perfectly. All the kudos in the world. But there’s a part of us starting to wish he’d shave his head and grow a Duck Dynasty beard or something, just to put a bit of distance between him and the Ken doll comparisons.
Of course that’s not likely to happen soon, because he’s about to shoot a Montgomery Clift biopic for HBO, a casting that couldn’t be more perfect, even if he only slightly resembles him. And you just KNOW when he’s poledancing for that one, he’ll be pulling out all the stops. Still, it must be exhausting to be perfect all the time. Get a pimple, Matt.
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