Darlings, you come to us for the kind of hard-hitting opinions you’re just not going to find in the mainstream fashion world, so strap yourselves in. We feel a TRUTH BOMB coming on.
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Clooney attend the 2015 Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. George Clooney is wearing a Giorgio Armani outfit and Amal Alamuddin Clooney is wearing a Christian Dior couture dress paired with a Christian Dior clutch and Harry Winston jewelry.
The gloves are not working.
Oh, we could hear all the fashion folk on twitter last night, tentatively wondering if they should praise the gloves or not. We could tell that by morning, everyone was going to declare it a Major Fashion Moment or some such thing. To hell with that, she looks like a stripper. Or Miss Piggy.
The dress is chic, the hair and makeup are gorgeous, the brow game is ON POINT, and the “Je Suis Charlie” button is displayed in a subtle and chic manner, even if she is trying too hard to show it off in pictures.
But the gloves? No. They look huge on her and they pull all the focus toward themselves. They just come off – Dare we say it? – a little try-hard.
However, last night was the first time we really got to see her on camera, and these two queens CLAPPED WITH GLEE when it became quite apparent that Miss Lady LOVES herself some time in front of a lens. There was much hair-tossing and cheek-sucking to be had. She was all but voguing while Seacrest prattled on. And when she was forced to interact with Giuliana, she looked like she’d stepped in something foul and didn’t want to draw attention to it. She gets our love for her silent shade-casting skills as well as her clear love of being looked at, but the gloves are a misstep.
There. We said it.
Oh, hey, George. We didn’t see you there.
[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, INFphoto.com, PacificCoastNews]