ELLE’s 2015 Women in Television Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on January 14, 2015

Darlings, it’s ELLE magazine! And women! Women in Television!

Let’s judge them all.

 

Alison Pill
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This is…

It’s not…

Oh, hell. It’s ugly. We tried to dance around it just because we didn’t want to start off too bitchy.

 

 

Amanda Peet
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We presume a certain modern “ladies who lunch” vibe wasn’t out of place here. We don’t love it, but she just had a baby and comfort should take precedence. It’s pulled together and photogenic, which means it gets the job done. Now go sit down, dear. You look OVER IT.

 

 

Angie Harmon
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 Nothing says chic like pee-stained sheets.

 

 

Brittany Snow in Naeem Khan
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 The proportions are totally wrong for her. Cute dress, though.

 

 

Brooklyn Decker
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 We always get Brooklyn Decker and Busy Philipps mixed up.

 

Busy Philipps in Dries van Noten
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We will never do that again.

Busy is apparently part of some cult that doesn’t believe in mirrors.

 

 

Cat Deeley
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Another “gets the job done.” Her makeup looks off somehow.

 

 

Dascha Polanco
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Judging by everyone else, she’s WILDLY overdressed.

 

 

Elizabeth Henstridge
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 Look at all these cute pieces that totally don’t go together.

 

 

Ellie Kemper in Rachel Zoe
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 Serving up Kathy Lee Gifford realness.

 

 

Emily Wickersham in Emilio Pucci
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 Very cute.

 

 

Gillian Jacobs in House of Holland
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 GIRL, WHUT.

She’s so pleased with herself. We don’t have the heart to tell her she looks like she’s modeling a line of Mexican blankets.

 

 

Jaime King in BOSS
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That’s a lot of boob for a lady event, but we kind of love this look.

 

 

Jenna Dewan-Tatum in Reem Acra
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Jenna showed up all “JELLO SHOTS IN THE HIZZOUSE MY BITCHES! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!”

Because Channing’s watching the baby, no doubt.

 

 

Jenna Elfman
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Curtains.

 

 

Juliette Lewis
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Mmm.

Doesn’t really feel like her.

 

 

Kate Walsh
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 Considering it’s brown and black, that’s one busy-as-hell look. Our eyes hurt if we look too long.

 

 

Kat Graham in Azzaro
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Everything below the neck is fine, if not particularly chic. Everything above the neck is so distractingly wrong that it doesn’t really matter. That lip color wounds us.

 

 

Laura Carmichael
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 Not your color, girl.

 

 

Maria Menounos
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 In no mood to fuss with things.

 

 

Maura Tierney
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Good lord, this lady needs help. She’s so much more attractive than her dowdy red carpet style makes her look.

 

 

Nina Dobrev in Zuhair Murad
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 Honestly, why would you want to?

 

 

Regina King
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We love a bold graphic as much as the next two queens, but this is really making the eye work to find her face.

 

 

Sarah Hyland in DKNY
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We might have liked it with some pop of color accessories. Those shoes are hilariously large.

 

 

Sarah Paulson in Badgley Mischka
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Church organist.

 

 

Stana Katic in Naeem Khan
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Way overdressed. And she looks like she knows it.

 

 

Tracee Ellis Ross
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 Nothing wrong with that.

 

 

Whitney Cummings
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Jesus, Whitney. What the hell were you thinking with those boots? You had us right until we got to your shins.

 

 

 

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