Caitriona Balfe and Sam Heughan at the 2015 People’s Choice Awards

Posted on January 08, 2015

Early morning T Lo Editorial Meeting:

Lo: Who do you want to deal with first from the People’s Choice Awards?

T: Oh, put the Outlander people up so the fangurls have something to talk about all day.

Which is cute when you think about it, since the true Outlander fans all saw these pictures hours ago. Even so, here you go. But brace yourselves for our opinions.

 

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Talk about hiding the hot. Here you have two people who, under the right lighting conditions and in the right costumes, are almost breathtakingly beautiful and yet they look like an awkward couple of nerds here.

Her dress is… fine. It looks totally off-the-sale-rack, but it’s not offensively bad or anything. It just does absolutely nothing for her. Honey, your show became a “thing” this year and everyone’s talking about you. Why would you show up in a generic cocktail dress to start picking up awards?

And you, you big ginge; just what kind of suit do you call that? We know what we call it: NOT YOURS. Seriously. That belongs on a 12-year-old. Why is that jacket so short? Did you have a recent growth spurt or something? And not to be a bitch or anything, but you really needed to schedule a facialist appointment before hitting this red carpet.

Also, what the hell is up with the hair? You both look like you used mayonnaise as a styling product.

This greasy, ill-fitted scene is deflating a lot of lady boners right now.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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