Let’s wrap this mother up and put her to bed, darlings. And let’s mix our metaphors while doing so.
Hit it, thirsty ones.
Love the hair, but we’re underwhelmed by the gown and from certain angles, her makeup looked downright scary.
Julianna Margulies in Giambattista Valli Couture
Julianna, darling, the curtain is rising on your vadge. Great color, but we canNOT with the shape of this thing.
With a more conventional bustline, this could have been pretty.
We both said “Ew!” when we saw the shoes. We need say no more.
Polished and workmanlike. No complaints.
Very pretty, but the overlay is a little too long.
Honey, you almost put our eyes out with those things.
Patricia Arquette in Vivienne Westwood Couture
We don’t know… there is a LOT of infrastructure holding this together. It flatters her, but it doesn’t look comfortable or modern in any way. Great color, though.
The style theme of the night was the plunging neckline. This is a bit too low and that sheer panel is unnecessary.
Taryn Manning in Elisabetta Franchi
Not gonna beat around the bush. This is ugly.
Basic but pretty.
Sarah Paulson in Giorgio Armani
Not sure about the hair, but the dress is chic.
Paula Patton in Aiisha Ramadan
This is easily the least tacky thing she’s ever worn.
Kelly Osbourne in Elisabetta Franchi
It’s very her. Don’t love the skirt lining.
Caitriona Balfe in Solace London
The dress works for her, but we don’t like the color and the shoes are wrong.
Is that a fingerprint on her skirt?
Maybe a little standard, but it works for her. She’s the best dressed of the Orange is the New Black ladies, for sure. That color looks great on her.
Danielle Books in Christian Siriano
We really wanted to like this, but everything happening with that bodice – and especially up near her face – isn’t working for her. Gorgeous color, though. With a little editing, this could have been a knockout.
You better bow the fuck down.
[Photo Credit: INFPhoto.com]
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