Darlings, let’s take a break from ragging on all the SAG Awards fashion and do a rundown of its uglier sister, the Producers Guild Awards, which happened the night before and no one seemed to care.
Well, we care, Jan Brady. We care.
Hit it, attention hogs.
We almost like it for being an interesting and slightly off-model choice for her, but those straps and that plunging neckline aren’t very flattering. Love the head, though.
Standard. You’ve done your poledancing duty for the night, Eddie. Back in the box you go.
Is marsala not the most disastrous Pantone color choice of all time? Who looks good in it?
We can think of no better illustration of how rare it is for a man to effectively pull off a double-breasted jacket than a picture of Matt Bomer with ladyhips.
The splashes of color are pretty, but she really needs to get the hell away from black, lacey dresses. She’s in a style rut.
Craft project gone awry.
A little too “White House Correspondents Dinner,” if you know what we mean.
Winner for Best Hair.
Because every gal wants a gown that looks like a threadbare comforter.
Because every pregnant gal wants to look like a backsplash.
Boy, it’s amazing what that Game of Thrones costuming manages to do for him, isn’t it?
You’re too young for Helen Mirren’s castoffs, doll.
Getting the bare minimum job done.
We’re surprised this works so well for her, but it needs a bangle or cuff or cocktail ring to take it to that Lauren Hutton realness.
Nothing wrong with that.
Kinda digging the neck and shoulders, which take this away from being boring. The head is missing something.
Well, look who broke her own mold! While we applaud the idea of getting a bit away from her Southern Country Club style, we (and she) can tell this isn’t quite working for her. The shapes just aren’t right for her shape. The top is too blocky and the waist of the pants hits about a half-inch lower than it should.
It’s a gorgeous dress, but she had the original nude lining switched out for this gray one, which only widens her and takes some of the magic out of it.
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