2015 FOX Winter TCA All-Star Party Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on January 19, 2015

Darlings, it’s the FOX Winter TCA All-Star Party, aka “All Y’All Bitches Better Watch My Damn TV Show!” The stars (and not-so stars) were out in force and they were feeling thirsty.

Let’s get to it.

 

Taraji P. Henson
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Geez, we’re trying to be nice here because we love her, but this just isn’t working. And you only need to watch one episode of Empire to see how much she can work tight, sexy, playful ensembles. This one just doesn’t suit her. The Lois Lane hair isn’t helping.

 

 

Ryan Seacrest
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 What’s with the little boy’s jacket?

His entire head looks over-processed.

 

 

Morena Baccarin
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 She looks like she put on her nightgown while drunk.

 

 

Robin Lord Taylor
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If there’s anyone who should be living in the skinny cut suit at all times, it’s him. This looks a little baggy and blocky on him. And the brown shoes are way distracting.

He has a unique (for Hollywood) look about him that he should really cultivate. A sort of American Matt Smith look. This isn’t doing the job for him.

 

 

Elizabeth Gillies
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Junior executive assistant who plans on being engaged to a senior partner – any senior partner – by the end of the fiscal year.

 

 

Jennifer Finnigan
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 That’s not the bag we would have suggested but this comes off surprisingly tasteful overall, considering.

 

 

Andy Samberg
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Really, Andy? We were okay until we got to the footwear, which make you look like a Freshman year Algebra teacher.

 

 

Dot Marie Jones
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Well, it’s not like we expected any different from her. What are we gonna do? Yell at her for not wearing sparkly sandals?

 

 

Hannah Simone
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1964 Bridesmaid.

 

 

Harry Connick Jr.
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 The coolest dad on Parent-Teacher Night.

 

 

Michaela Conlin
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Cheap-looking and poorly accessorized. Sorry, girl.

 

 

Missi Pyle
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 Attacked by birds.

 

 

Keri Russell and Mathew Rhys
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We want Keri, January Jones and Game of Thrones‘ Lena Heady to have a sort of Olympics of Resting Bitchface. We honestly have no idea who would win in a three-way competition between them. They’re all so gloriously blessed with talent in that area.

He looks puppydog-eager next to her. We suppose that’s the attraction.

Love her outfit. His is as bland as it gets.

 

 

Kristen Schaal
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 Of course she would dress this way. And act this way in front of photographers.

 

 

Kevin Bacon
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 Trying just a little hard there, Pop-pop.

 

 

Elaine Hendrix
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Did Colonel Nelson die or something, Jeannie?

If we were at an event and someone showed up dressed like this, we’d make a beeline straight to her. She might not have any taste or dignity, but she sure looks like fun.

 

 

Keith Urban
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A carefully cultivated and curated ensemble to give the effect that he doesn’t care how he looks. Thumbhook mandatory.

 

 

Melissa Fumero
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 Boldly simple. But a white jumpsuit in January needs some extra special styling to work.

 

 

Ben McKenzie
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Just released after having spent three days locked in a trunk. We’re assuming, based on the condition of his suit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com]

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