2015 Critics’ Choice Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on January 16, 2015

Darlings, it’s the Critics’ Choice Awards, where no one quite knows if they’re supposed to give a shit or not! Let’s yell out drive-by criticisms!

 

Amy Adams in Max Mara
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Time-To-Let-It-Go Barbie!

 

 

Andrea Riseborough in Escada
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Everything here is wrong and you should feel bad!

 

 

Carmen Ejogo in Emilia Wickstead
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A salute to blandness!

 

 

Chris Hemsworth in Dolce&Gabbana
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That’ll do!

 

 

David Oyelowo
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Why do his suits and jackets never fit him correctly?

 

 

Diane Kruger in Naeem Khan
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Pretty!

 

 

Eddie Redmayne in Valentino
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 Look out! He’s leaning again!

 

 

Emily Blunt in Emilio Pucci
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 Didn’t think this looked all that great onscreen!

 

 

Eric White and Patricia Arquette (in Annabelle Harron)
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 An adorable couple in ill-fitting clothes!

 

 

Felicity Jones in Dolce&Gabbana
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 Bringing the drama and pretty much making a black sheer not look tired!

 

 

Garrett Hedlund in Gucci
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Colonel Sanders!

 

 

Genesis Rodriguez in Reem Acra
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 We don’t know who this is but she sure as hell wants you to remember her! Attagirl!

 

 

Jamie Chung in Yanina Couture
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A more traditional lining -as opposed to just wearing a strapless beige minidress underneath – would have made this a lot prettier!

 

 

Jenny Slate in Miu Miu
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 Aging! And she doesn’t look remotely comfortable or like herself!

 

 

Jessica Chastain in Antonio Berardi
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 The design elements all have the combined effect of broadening her, but it’s a striking look!

 

 

Julianne Moore in Saint Laurent
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 Enh. Least crazy thing she’s worn in years!

 

 

Keira Knightley in Delpozo
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Pretty, but there’s no need to go shapeless so soon, dear!

 

 

Leslie Mann in Reem Acra
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 Very Leslie Mann! Neither a criticism or a compliment!

 

 

 

Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Couture
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Deflated balloon!

 

 

Michael Keaton
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Hellooooooo, DADDY!

 

 

Michelle Monaghan in Elie Saab
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Almost making black lace look fresh!

 

 

Reese Witherspoon in Lanvin
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Gets the job done!

 

 

Rosamund Pike in Valentino Couture
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 Pretty skirt, awkward top! She needs to stop wearing so much white!

 

 

Jared Leto
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This dude is so fucking fabulous we can’t even stand it!

BOW DOWN TO ROCKER PIXIE JESUS AND HIS SPARKLY FEET.

 

Rosario Dawson in Vivienne Westwood
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 Simple but gorgeous!

 

 

 

 

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