2015 Audi’s Golden Globes Celebration Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on January 09, 2015

Can you FEEL the thirst, darlings? You don’t get dressed up (more or less) and head out to a party like this unless you want a gold or crystal trophy to take home at some point. Imagine if, at your job, in order to get a yearly bonus, you have to put on a lot of sparkly dresses and uncomfortable shoes and go to a lot of parties just to be considered eligible.

Wait, that sounds way too sympathetic. Imagine you had to do all that and you’re a millionaire, okay?

Let’s get to judging.

 

Jessica Chastain in Elie Saab Pre-Fall 2015
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It’s been a sea of black dresses so far this month, but at least this one is pretty. The naked shoe is annoying.

 

 

Christopher Waltz
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 Perfect.

 

 

Edward Norton
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Oh please, professor. Your first year English Comp students are that way.

 

 

Joanne Frogratt in Ermanno Scervino Spring 2015
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It’s January. This is pretty enough, and we’re sure it’s warm enough outside for her to wear it, but it still looks totally off season.

 

 

Matt McGorry
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Security detail.

Very much NOT a compliment.

 

 

Sterling Jones
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 Drunk.

 

 

Missi Pyle
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Hideous slip/nightgown hybrid monster.

 

 

Colin Egglesfield
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Boring.

Sat behind him for a half hour waiting for a fashion show to start one time. Boring.

 

 

Lesley Nicol
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See? Mrs. Patmore knows what month it is! She can feel it in her waters.

 

 

Jessica Szohr
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 TRON tits.

 

 

James Nesbitt
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Father of the Bride.

 

 

Kate Walsh in Rubin Singer Fall 2014
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Possibly insane.

 

 

Maggie Grace
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Clearly confused.

 

 

Naomi Watts (in a Michael Kors Jacket and Stella McCartney jumpsuit) and Liev Schreiber
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Post-coital. As always.

 

 

 

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