2015 AFI Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on January 11, 2015

Even more celebrities begging for attention and awards, darlings! Let’s slap them all down a little, shall we?

 

Anne Hathaway in Protagonist
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This is actually the cutest she’s looked in a while. It’s all very plain, but that’s okay. She’s not up for any awards. Not crazy about the shoes, though.

 

 

Jessica Chastain in Lela Rose
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Lately it seems like her choices have all gone very standard.  This is… kind of a big nothing, really. Anne’s white dress at least had a little drama to it.

 

 

Matthew McConaughey in Ermenegildo Zegna
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Looks like someone passed out in his Lincoln last night.

 

 

Keira Knightley in Erdem
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It is perhaps not surprising that Keira Knightley has no idea how to dress her pregnant self. This looks pretty bad, we have to say. The shoulder area is very distracting and the bold print is turning her into a giant rectangle.

 

 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (in Saint Laurent)
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Superstars tend to reach a point where they become totally indistinguishable from their Madame Tussauds’ wax figures.

 

 

Patricia Arquette
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 Girl, there is just no reason for this.

 

 

 

Elisabeth Moss in Stella McCartney
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 Love the silhouette for her, but the colors do nothing for her.

 

 

Anna Kendrick in Honor
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 Secretary in 1986.

 

 

Meryl Streep
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 Pure Mary Louise.

 

 

Jessica Paré in Atea Oceanie (dress) and Max Mara (blazer)
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 That’s an awfully haughty expression for such a frumpy look.

 

 

Miles Teller
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He tends to look like he just woke up in what he’s wearing. Nice suit, though.

 

 

Kiernan Shipka in Peter Pilotto
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Sweetie, we love you, but not even you can make this work.

 

 

 

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