Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger in Miami

Posted on December 04, 2014

No avuncular harrumphing from this corner. We think this is hilarious and pretty much spot on:

 

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Sure it’s ugly and silly, but when you’re young and clubbing, ugly, silly and ridiculous should absolutely be part of your style mantra. You fly that freak flag, girl. Your disco tits and sparkly pantyhose are giving us early ’90s Club Kid life – and we just can’t hate anything that reminds us of our clubbing days.

He’s dressed like the blandly preppy rich boy he is. This relationship has a flashing expiration date on it. If it lasts much past the new year, we’d be surprised.

 

[Photo Credit: Manuel Munoz/PacificCoastNews]

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