2014 Gotham Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on December 02, 2014

Darlings, we don’t know what the Gotham Awards are, but a bunch of celebrities showed up begging for attention, so we feel it’s our duty to give it to them, T Lo-style.

 

Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Calvin Klein Collection
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 Simple and perfect.

 

 

Famke Janssen in Valentino
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The dress is fine but the shoes are terrible and she needs a hair consult.

 

 

Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackermann
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Beige goddess.

Although in truth, even she can’t make this work all that well.

 

 

Uma Thurman in Azzedine Alaïa
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Morticia dress with Nana sandals and harsh makeup.

 

 

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt
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Cutest Couple. Our only quibbles: her shoes are bland, her hem annoys and his pants are too long.

 

 

Julianne Moore in Givenchy
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It’s like she has some sort of compulsion to pick the least flattering dresses and shoes she can find. We’re all for being interesting in your choices, but it’s okay to lower your sights to just “pretty” every now and then, Julianne. We give you permission.

 

 

Ruth Wilson in Christian Dior
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We’re getting Dustbowl farm wife in disco shoes.

 

 

Marisa Tomei
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 Those shoes are too interesting for that dress and vice versa.

 

 

Jake Gyllenhaal
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 Minimal effort.

 

 

Heather Graham in Pamella Roland
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 Kudos on avoiding camel toe, dear, but you have a bicycle tire around your waist.

 

 

Joey King in Dolce&Gabbana
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Cute; although it’d be cuter if the waist sat lower on her.

 

 

Scarlett Johansson in Saint Laurent
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Scary Bladerunner replicant.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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