Darlings, we don’t know what the Gotham Awards are, but a bunch of celebrities showed up begging for attention, so we feel it’s our duty to give it to them, T Lo-style.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Calvin Klein Collection
Simple and perfect.
The dress is fine but the shoes are terrible and she needs a hair consult.
Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackermann
Beige goddess.
Although in truth, even she can’t make this work all that well.
Morticia dress with Nana sandals and harsh makeup.
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt
Cutest Couple. Our only quibbles: her shoes are bland, her hem annoys and his pants are too long.
It’s like she has some sort of compulsion to pick the least flattering dresses and shoes she can find. We’re all for being interesting in your choices, but it’s okay to lower your sights to just “pretty” every now and then, Julianne. We give you permission.
We’re getting Dustbowl farm wife in disco shoes.
Those shoes are too interesting for that dress and vice versa.
Minimal effort.
Heather Graham in Pamella Roland
Kudos on avoiding camel toe, dear, but you have a bicycle tire around your waist.
Cute; although it’d be cuter if the waist sat lower on her.
Scarlett Johansson in Saint Laurent
Scary Bladerunner replicant.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]
Michelle Dockery in Erdem at the 2014 British Fashion Awards Next Post:
Lady Gaga in New York City
Please review our Community Guidelines before posting a comment. Thank you!