Kristen Stewart in Chanel Couture at the 2014 Hollywood Film Awards

Posted on November 17, 2014

Robot Girl, we totally dig your digitized dress, but you’ve let us down on the finishing.

Kristen-Stewart-2014-Hollywood-Film-Awards-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Chanel-Couture-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Kristen Stewart attends the 2014 Hollywood Film Awards at The Palladium in Hollywood, California in a Chanel couture dress from the Fall 2014 collection paired with Casadei suede pumps.

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Now, if you like this dress, you’re probably all kinds of “What’s your damage, T Lo? She looks cool and sharp, you judgmental assholes.” To which we would say “CORRECT! We ARE judgmental assholes and she DOES look cool and also sharp! HOWEVER! We find her shoe deployment and hair ‘do to be underwhelming!”

There’s cool, punky, androgynous hair and then there’s just straight-up boy-hair. And boy-hair is a thing that K Stew can rock quite well – but this dress has such an overtly feminine shape to it that we think we’d have preferred something a little more on the punky scale for her hair; something like what the runway model’s sporting, in fact.

As for the shoes, they’re matchy and they’re pumps. We are disappoint. Believe us, we’re thrilled she’s not wearing the beribboned flip-flops of the runway, but a little bootie action wouldn’t have been unwelcome with this look.

So basically: spiky hair and booties. We want her to dress like Pat Benatar circa 1980. Is that so wrong?

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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