Reese Witherspoon Heads to Lunch in Los Angeles

Posted on October 03, 2014

HAIRFLIP OF DEATH, BITCHES. Watch and learn:

 

Reese-Witherspoon-GOTSLA-Bouchon-Bristo-Lunch-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Reese Witherspoon spotted having lunch at Bouchon Bistro in Beverly Hills, California carrying a Salvatore Ferragamo ‘Fiamma’ bag and wearing Gianvito Rossi ‘Lucille’ pumps.

THAT is a thing of beauty. We’re practically weeping at the divatude.

Reese-Witherspoon-GOTSLA-Bouchon-Bristo-Lunch-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Salvatore Ferragamo Fiamma Domed Satchel Bag | GIanvito Rossi Lucille Leather Pumps

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And just look at that gloriously condescending smile. That is a well-practiced smile reserved for waiters, valets, and pretty much anyone else who waits on her. That is a smile that says, “Yes, I’m very grateful that you’re working to make me more comfortable, but let’s not forget who’s the better person here, hmm?”

 

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Look at her gingerly reaching for her keys, trying to avoid skin-to-skin contact with a service worker.

 

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Look at her, smiling indulgently as she stands as far away from the valet as physically possible while at the same time handing him his tip. This way, everyone can clearly see that she’s tipping him and if they’re so inclined, could probably zoom in and figure out how much she’s handing over. WELL PLAYED, MISS WITHERSPOON. No one can work a sidewalk or parking lot like you can.

 

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We love you, Reese.  So much, that we won’t even point out that your jeans look like they’re physically hurting you, dear. How much you want to bet she undid the top button as soon as she got in the car?

 

[Photo Credit: Stoianov/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, neimanmarcus.com, mytheresa.com]

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