Jemima Kirke at the the Metropolitan Opera Season Opening

Posted on September 23, 2014

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta laugh at how bad the Girls girls are at picking out something to wear. We wonder if that’s how they all got cast. They just picked the girls in the ugliest outfits.

Haha, no. They just picked the white girls with the richest parents.

 

Jemima-Kirke-Metropolitan-Opera-Season-Opening-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)“Girls” actress Jemima Kirke attends the Metropolitan Opera Season Opening in New York City.

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This looks like it came from a rack with 700 other stretchy little dresses exactly like it (except some of them had blue flowers and some of them had purple flowers) with a hand-scrawled sign that says

ON “SALE”

One size fits “All”

$19.99!!!

What a “Bargain”

In other words, it looks cheap and ill-fitting. We detest the length of the sleeves and of the skirt. Horrible. Designed to make every gal who wears it look gigantic and ungainly.

And anyone who would pair those shoes with that dress should not be allowed to make any more style decisions. Threaten them with jail time if you have to.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Ben Gabbe/Getty Images]

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