Darlings, we are currently unpacking our massive suitcases for New York Fashion Week. We’re buried under a pile of man-spanx, moisturizers, and Gucci shoes. We don’t have time to be judgmental, except in the quick n’dirty way. We’re just gonna shout things out as we scroll down and we encourage you to do the same because it’s good for the pores and the digestion.
Are we ready? Then let’s proceed.
Shave your neck, you tool!
Class, motherfuckers! They has it!
TOTALLY, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT UNACCEPTABLE!
Has seemingly worn this exact same outfit every day for the last month!
Sexy Robot Girl! Serving up mid-eighties Brigitte Nielsen realness!
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