Miley Cyrus in Alexandre Vauthier Couture at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

We cannot imagine the swamp crotch by the end of the night.

Miley Cyrus attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum in Inglewood, California in an Alexandre Vauthier couture two-piece ensemble paired with Manolo Blahnik silver metallic sandals.

Alexandre Vauthier Fall 2014 Couture Collection

We suspect there are little bladders lining the pants, to collect all the crotch sweat. It would explain the shape. It would not, however, explain the shape of that thing covering her breasts, which looks like something she picked up off the floor of a tire shop.

Joking aside, we actually like the pants a little. They could be the start of something edgy and kickass, so long as you paired them with the right shoes and top. Some YSL cage booties and a boxy, brightly colored crop top could really take this somewhere.

She looks bored, doesn’t she? We should probably be a little scared.

[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PRPhotos.com, IMAXtree]

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