Prince Harry Opens the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London

Posted on April 04, 2014

Who’s up for some Grinnin’ Harry at the moment?

Who ISN’T?

Prince Harry officially opens the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London.

Believe us when we say we’re not Royal-obsessed in any way, but we have to admit, he does come off ridiculously charming because he seems to really LOVE being a prince. Which, let’s face it, is the only publicly acceptable attitude to have, really. Charles’ morose, duty-bound prince act never really got the public enamored; except when something about his sex or romantic live spilled out into the public. And we have a feeling the international public’s likely to get very bored with Bill & Kathy soon; mainly because, well, they’re boring. But Harry? Harry acts like he loves every minute of his life and doesn’t seem particularly concerned with looking respectable in pictures. He’s the spitting image of his paternal grandfather, but he’s way more like his mother in that respect than William. It all got to her at times, but Diana really loved the job of being a princess and never cared about respectability in the way her in-laws would have preferred.

Having said all that, Harry, you need to take a hot shower and then work a teaspoon of olive oil into your still-warm damp hair, down to the roots. Do this twice a week. You’ll thank us.

Half the people who read “Harry,” “hot shower,” and “olive oil,” just took off somewhere else in their heads. Let’s leave them be for now.




[i-Images,/PacificCoastNews, Chris Harris – WPA Pool /Getty Images]

Please review our Community Guidelines before posting a comment. Thank you!