Oscars 2014 BE ME or DO ME: Charlize Theron in Dior

Posted on March 03, 2014

You are requested to BOW DOWN, peasants.

Charlize Theron attends the 86th Annual Academy Awards held at the Dolby theater in Hollywood, California in a Christian Dior gown accessorized with Harry Winston jewelry.

Honestly, this might be our favorite look of the night. Top 3, anyway. Rather than go the easy route and start shouting “WERQ” and giving finger snaps, we once again turn to our kittens for the final word. Besides, we’ve got a book to sell. Ain’t no shame in our game.

You see, this dress is so confident and strong, so high-impact and head-turning that on the whole “Everyone wants to be me or do me” scale, this would instantly rate as a “BE ME” dress. Because who among the dress-wearing population wouldn’t want to be her in that dress? On the other hand, she’s so ridiculously hot and charismatic; so curvy and shapely in this thing, that we can’t help disagreeing with ourselves and opining that it’s more of a “DO ME” than a “BE ME.” Because damn. Girl has got it going on.

So we’ll do what we always do: throw it out to you kittens to make the call.

Charlize turned, saw herself in the mirror, and said with a smile, “Everyone wants to…”


BE ME! Because who wouldn’t want to be Charlize Theron for at least a little while, amirite?

DO ME! Because her name is synonymous with “beautiful woman” at this point – and with good reason.


But let’s face it. It’s an “Everyone wants to be me AND do me”dress because isn’t that a little true? If Charlize walked up to you looking like this, smiled, and said “Hey. Let’s make out,” would you run away?  Darlings, even we’d say yes.




[Photo Credit: FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Karl Larsen/INFphoto.com, GettyImages]

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