We’d love to get a hold of this girl and train her, like a princess. A princess who does red carpet tricks. It’ll be a Pygmalion for the modern age, darlings.
Natasha Lyonne attends the 2014 PaleyFest “Orange is the New Black” event at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California.
We almost literally bumped into her at the Christian Siriano show in New York last month and marveled as she gave good interview to an array of lights, cameras and recording devices. She’s the very definition of “game.” We found her instantly likable from afar, in that way we all fall in love with celebrities we couldn’t possibly know a true thing about. But one thing we noted then (and which is fairly SCREAMING AT US in these pics) is how much she could use just a little bit of poise training for cameras. Our impression of her is that she’s all personality and rapid-fire commentary, which means it’s pretty much a certainty that she was running her mouth off loudly while these pics were being taken. We saw her do the same thing at Fashion Week and we remember thinking, “Natasha, STOP. Your mouth is going to be open in every picture!” The thing is, she gives the distinct impression that she finds the whole celebrity poledance HILARIOUS (hence our blossoming love for her). Our take is, go ahead and delight in the absurdity, but don’t ever give anyone an opportunity to take a bad picture of you, dear.
So: chin up, tits out, smiles on. But keep your opinions to yourself until the cameras go away. .
Also: cute skirt, but that top is all wrong for you, hon. And the white pumps take it straight to trashy. Sorry, girl. Dropping truth bombs left and right; that’s us.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Janice Ogata/PRPhotos.com]