Jessica Pare in Roksanda Ilincic at the 2014 PaleyFest “Mad Men” Panel

Posted on March 24, 2014

In our imaginary version of Hollywood (wherein all the stars are portrayed by various alumnae of RuPaul’s Drag Race), Jessica woke up in a heart shaped bed in a silk pegnoir trimmed with maribou, took off her pink, quilted sleep mask, daintily picked up the morning newspaper from the silver tray offered by her semi-naked manservant, saw the pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing a very similar dress from the same designer, and promptly flew into a mascara-streaked Champagne flute-throwing ragegasm.

Jessica Pare attends the 2014 PaleyFest “Mad Men” panel held at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California in a Roksanda Ilincic dress paired with Anita Ko chain earrings.

Roksanda Ilincic Pre-Fall 2014 Collection

Alas, the world is never as colorful as the one in our heads, so we’ll have to just shrug, sigh, and point out that, like Anne, she paired this dress with terrible shoes. Then again, the look book isn’t offering much in the way of options on that front. Also: this hem’s too long. Sorry to be such a repeating GIF about it, but lately it’s all “Hem too long! Wrong shoes! RAAAAA!!!!” around here. Can’t be helped. The celebrity red carpet breezes through more short-lived and ill-advised style trends than your average middle school cafeteria.



[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/,]

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