Cobie Smulders in Stella McCartney at the “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Premiere

Hunh. We’re kinda disappointed.

Cobie Smulders attends the premiere of Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California in a Stella McCartney top and skirt accessorized with Casadei pumps, a Rona Pfeiffer cuff, Joan Hornig earrings, and rings by Dana Rebecca Designs and EF Collection.

There’s just … not much to it, is there? And we know we’ve said it a million times before, but we don’t think it’s ever been quite so apropos as now: BARBIE ACCESSORIES. We may need to coin a new term here. She’s not “pulling a Jolie,” because that term is all about not making the effort. She clearly tried to put something together here, but it all feels flat. The only reason she looks good is because she’s so pretty. And no, we can’t call this “pulling a Cobie” because there’s no possible usage of that phrase that doesn’t sound a little dirty.

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PRPhotos, KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

• Casadei
• Cobie Smulders
• Dana Rebecca Designs
• EF Collection
• Joan Hornig
• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet
• Rona Pfeiffer
• Stella McCartney