Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the “3 Days To Kill” Premiere

Posted on February 14, 2014

What’s with the Guys and Dolls drag? Did they just come from a dress rehearsal or something?



Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the “3 Days To Kill” premiere in Los Angeles, California. Amber Heard is wearing an Alexandre Vauthier dress paired with Christian Louboutin heels.

Like every relationship Johnny Depp has ever had, we think they’re both kind of weird and goofy together. But who are we to judge? Maybe this time it’ll stick. And speaking of stick, let’s hear it for boob tape, ladies and gentlemen.

But seriously, Kittens. Should we like this on him? It’s at least a step away from the elderly gay windchime aesthetic of times past,  but it’s still kind of ridiculously costume-y. The suit’s pretty gorgeous, but the hat, chain and shoes all need to be set on fire. Then he needs to get those pants hemmed.

Seriously, that hat is awful. He looks like he belongs on a children’s cereal box.

As for her… s’alright. We don’t particularly object to anything going on here, but it’s not very modern or youthful. It goes with his outfit. So much so that we assume it was intentional. And if it was, that’s kind of sad. You don’t have to dress older just because your man is, honey.


[Photo Credit: Peter West/ACE/]

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