Be Me or Do Me: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the 2014 BAFTA Awards

Posted on February 17, 2014

It’s like Brad turned to Angie before going out and said, “Babe, remember when we were hot as fuck? Let’s do that again.” And she smirked in that Angie way and said, “Sure. Why not?”



Angelina Jolie (in Saint Laurent) and Brad Pitt (in Valentino) attend the 2014 BAFTA awards at the Royal Opera House in London.

Bam. Hot as fuck.

Bear in mind that this is a man who has a history of dressing like he spent the day digging ditches and riding with a gang instead of like the pampered, beloved millionaire he is. Bear in mind that she is an international superstar who never met a funeral dress she didn’t immediately wear for a public appearance. Bear in mind that these two people forced us to coin the terms used for men who don’t put any effort in on their style (“Pitting”) and beautiful women who rely on their looks as a substitute for style (“pulling a Jolie”). Sure, his pants are a skosh too long on him and hers are possibly a skosh too tight across her hips (which makes us think they’re tuxedo pants for 6-year-olds). And yeah, her shirt’s too sloppy for the look and distracting to the eye, but dammit, they look, as we may have said once or twice already, HOT. AS. FUCK. He hasn’t looked that well-groomed in years and she hasn’t sported that well-made-up a face in a roughly equivalent amount of time. This is the Brad and Angie A Game on display right here. On the whole question of whether or not everyone wants to be them or do them, the answer is “yes.” Everyone does want to be them AND do them. Bravo and Brava, Brangelina.


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