We’re almost impressed.
Paula Patton attends the 2014 Grammy Awards held at The Staples Center in Los Angeles, California in a Nicolas Jebran Couture gown paired with David Yurman jewelry.
Nicolas Jebran Spring 2013 Couture Collection
It takes some real commitment to one’s tacky tastes to sport a “I’m a zebra with LION BOOBS!” dress in public. That is … something, right there. And we’re looking at it, so … mission accomplished. It’s always been a tossup between the Thicke-Pattons and the McConaughey-Alveses as to who was the tackiest celebrity couple on the A-List this year, but we think Miss Paula just claimed the trophy. Possibly for all time.
Her makeup never fails to frighten us.
[Photo Credit: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, nicolasjebran.com]