Leonardo DiCaprio in Giorgio Armani at “The Wolf of Wall Street” UK Premiere

LEONARDO THE GREASY HAIR AND GOATEE DON’T MAKE YOU LOOK OLDER OR MORE DISTINGUISHED THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A CREEPY MAN BABY.

There. We said it.

Sorry, darlings. But we simply have no idea why someone hasn’t told him this before now. He’s so persistent with this look and it’s such a horrible look for him.

Leonardo DiCaprio attends the UK Premiere of “The Wolf Of Wall Street” at Odeon Leicester Square in London, England in Giorgio Armani.

We’re not arguing that he should shoot for the blow-dried good looks of your typical leading man. He clearly never wanted to go that route in his career. But every time we see him, we think, “Well, there’s a perfect example of picking the exact wrong look for yourself.” Granted, we can’t deny that it hasn’t exactly hurt him in life or held him back in any way, but still. Grow the beard out all the way if you’re so determined to un-babyface yourself.

At least he wears nice suits. Could that tie be any duller, though?

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• Giorgio Armani
• Leonardo DiCaprio
• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet