Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at the 2014 SAG Awards

Posted on January 20, 2014

You know how we like to make up stories for the red carpet?



“American Hustle” star Jennifer Lawrence attends the 2014 Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California in a Christian Dior dress accessorized with Brian Atwood shoes and Jennifer Meyer jewelry.

In this tale, a publicist for Dior, absolutely fed up with the constant complaints about how they’ve been dressing J Law, and utterly mortified that her Golden Globes Dior dress actually turned into a meme, with people dressing their pets in homemade Dior knockoffs made out of sheets and dishtowels, called up the main office, tore some people some brand new assholes and ended her tirade by screaming “JUST PUT HER IN A STRAPLESS SEQUINED SHEATH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!”

Then she promptly got drunk and had sex with a bartender to relieve her nerves. It’s a rough world in fashion.




[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock, Peter West/]

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